the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!