the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to write about power.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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wast your time on the computer

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!