The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to die

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!