- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

the power to control your own body movements

the power of becoming a ginger.

The power to brag about having a super power.

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

The super power to control paper.

The power to turn food into human waste.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

the ability to see into the past

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

the power of being cut off mid senta

The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

the power to finish an all you can eat

Pointless Super Powers