The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to shed hair

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!