The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to eat your own face.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!