- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to put on socks with one hand

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

The power to fly but only when you are in a winged aircraft.

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

the power to move something right next to you

The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

The power to transform yourself into a door.

Pointless Super Powers