The power to die, but only when you're dead.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to see through water.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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levi Hahne is gay

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!