The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to poke

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to see through glass

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to see through windows

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!