the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to glow in the dark

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!