Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the power to vote

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to do nothing

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to cry acid tears

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!