- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The power to fart in colour

being able to turn lead into dolphins.

Th pwr t frgt vwls.

The power to see at night but only black objects.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

the ability to post here

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power to do nothing

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

The power to have a small penis

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

Pointless Super Powers