- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

The power to troll the Internet.

The power to fall up.

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to uncontrollably go blind

Immunity to medication

The power to slow down time while you are at school

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The powers to lose your current power forever

The power to read the minds of rocks

The power to live.

The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

The power to write fast but only when your hungry

the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

Pointless Super Powers