The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to see through water.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!