Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to look TV

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Being able to fly in place.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to poke

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to be born.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!