The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to like this power

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the power to see through glass

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!