The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to explode on demand.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!