the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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the power to see through water.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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the power to fly indoors

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!