the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to live until you die.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to see through glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!