The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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the power to make a pillow come to life once

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!