- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to create nothing out of nothing

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to be a bird that can't fly

The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The ability to sweat poop.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the power to instantly die

The power to die at will

Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pointless Super Powers