the power to see through glass

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!