- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to see through a hole

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to hypnotize chickens

The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to waste time reading this.

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

The power to have no superpower

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

The power to give yourself cancer

The power to turn things in to wood

Pointless Super Powers