The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The power to have bad luck!

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!