The power to find lost socks.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability yo smell your own breath, but only when you have a stuffy nose.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!