The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to clean

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the power to turn wine into water

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the ability to post here

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!