The power to change to justin biber

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to be phone

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to see the present.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!