The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to fall up.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to die when you die

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the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!