the power to instantly die

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power to orgasm over long distances

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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The power to look TV

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The ability to walk on your hands because your feet have nails in them.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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to make asians smart

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to sweeten sugar

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!