The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to use your dick/tits as your cellphone at any time.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the power to herd cats

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!