the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power to read this.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to smell whore

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!