The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!