- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The ability to sweat poop.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

The power to smell poo...

The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

the abilty to come back to life, but in a black hole.

The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to instantly die

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

power to orgasm over long distances

The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

Pointless Super Powers