- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to not get shit dick

power to permanently shrink one eye.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The power to science.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

The power to talk to people miles away.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

The power to kill you self.

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to die.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Pointless Super Powers