The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The ability to clean

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to sugar a limpet

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Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to become black!

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!