The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the power to troll people that are dead

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to vote

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to become yourself

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to run in slow motion

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!