the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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32% Levitation.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!