The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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Being Aquaman

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to youtube poop

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to have a black president

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!