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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

The power to have bad luck!

the power to not have a power

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

The ability to money into dog shit.

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

the power to do one push-up

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!