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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.
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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.
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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.
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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink
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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed
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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC
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The power to see at night but only black objects.
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The power to fart in colour
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).
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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss
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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left
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the ability to darken darkness
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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.
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The power to light glue on fire.
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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you
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The power to eat anything in a minute.
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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern
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The power to eat anything that is from a plant
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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.
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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house
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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies
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Doing a handstand with your feet
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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!