The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

The ability to survive without an apendix.

The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

The power to...lick you're nose

The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

The power to live until you die.

the power to move forward in time one second peer second

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!