The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to die at will

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to go suicide

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!