The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to die on command

The power to look at yourself in third person

The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

The power to sweat soup.

The ability to understand women!!

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to run at walk speeds.

Being Aquaman

The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

The ability to sense cheese.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to type in Comic Sans.

Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!