The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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the ability to die without any control

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be your self

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!