- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to eat soap.

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

the power of being yourself

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

the power to vote

The power to become yourself

The power to kill you self.

The power to do anything you don't want to do.

The power to die.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

Pointless Super Powers