The power to never stop shitting.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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boo

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the ability to die without any control

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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the ability to post here

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!