Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!