The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the ability to post here

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!