The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to die on command.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power of mind controlling...yourself

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!