The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to get blood clots

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!