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The power to die on command

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The Power to Combust

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to smell poop

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!