ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The ability to identify commonly known objects.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!