The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

the power to know what time is not

The power to transform into yourself

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

The power to smell poo...

The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

the power to in power your self

The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

The power to mind control inanimate objects.

The power to have wood when you wake up.

The ability to sense cheese.

The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!