The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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the power to say i can bend you

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!