the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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the power to vote

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to win any video game with your feet but only when intoxicated

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!