the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!