The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to die

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to ?-1.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!