- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to know where the beef is

the power of being yourself

The power to make thing look blurry for your self

the power to troll people that are dead

The power to talk to people miles away.

The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

The power to kill you self.

The power to die.

The power to attract bullets

You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

The power to breath while under a container of water

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

the power to run in slow motion

The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

Pointless Super Powers