- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

The power to get older every second

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

The power to do nothing/

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to do nothing.

The power of never finishing what you sta

The power to see through windows

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to have knowledge of your power.

Really bendy thumb

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

The power to do nothing

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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Pointless Super Powers