The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Lactokinesis

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!