the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to fall up.

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!