The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to like this power

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to always be at half mast.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the powre to spel

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!