The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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boo

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The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The ability to instantly turn 360 degrees.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!