- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

The abilty to go through water.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

The power to turn any edible object brown.

the power to not have a power

The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

Pointless Super Powers