The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!