The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to die on command

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the ability to see into the past

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to turn wine into water

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to see John Cena.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!