You can read the minds of rocks.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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Autokinesis (the ability to move your own body).

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to do one push-up

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!