The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to teleport at a random point of the space.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!