- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

The power to make water expire.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to murder rocks.

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

The power of being pointless

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

Pointless Super Powers