- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

the ability to make real zero dollar bills

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to understand irony.

The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

The power to wear crocs.

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

the power to go on this website

to make asians smart

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

Pointless Super Powers