The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to look TV

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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to make asians smart

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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the power to get drunk you are needed

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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Being able to fly in place.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!