The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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The power to eat ass.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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the power to get really mad.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!