The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to die

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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the power to make music for deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!