The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to be a gamer

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to divide by 0

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!