The power of Being stupid

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the power to count from A to purple

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The power to teleport stupid people away from you - but they teleport to YOUR HOUSE.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to get in the van

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The ability to see things only as their component atoms.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!