The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to live.

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The power to read bladders. You would always know when someone has to pee.

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Taekwondo

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!