The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to fap without satisfaction

The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

The power of having night vision that only works during the day

The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to say i can bend you

The power to have backround music in your life.

The power to see through a hole

The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

the power to get blood clots

The power to waste time reading this.

The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!