the ability to darken darkness

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to change TV channels once a day but only on cooking programs between 9:00AM and 9:30AM

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!