The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to give your wife rights

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!