The power to see through windows

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to die

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!