the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to waste the space in the typing boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :D

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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the power to fart out of your penis

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To pee standing up.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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the power to fail

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!