The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to turn into paper

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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the power to sneeze cum

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Being a freemason

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!