The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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the power to throw dead dogs at your enemies

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power of being pointless

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The power to die

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to die at will

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Imortality.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!