The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to poke

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!