- Pointless Super Powers

The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

+13

the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

+13

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

+11

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

+11

The power to see through a hole

+11

The power to eat air with your lungs

The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

The power to do something while you can play games.

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to make vegetables horny.

The power to explode on demand.

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

the power to control urine

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

the power to fart terrible gas

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news